Midget sex pt 2 tonight
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
