so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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