we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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