playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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