haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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