I am puke
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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