then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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