we're blogging at a bar
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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