check it out our google latitudes are spooning
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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