We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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