So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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