Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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