Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
