Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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