there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
