She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Boobs speak an international language.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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