Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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