can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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