batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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