He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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