Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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