I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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