How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize