I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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