I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He kissed a someone with a penis
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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