I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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