I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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