im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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