It's Friday. Sex?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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