Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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