evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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