Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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