Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
My liver just had a heart attack.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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