So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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