Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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