This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
This is my gift to your gina
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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