Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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