TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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