we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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