we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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