do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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