I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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