also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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