She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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