No stitches, just platelets and will power
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
