are you still at the devil's house?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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