I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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