Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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