i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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