Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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