He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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