saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
