Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
