That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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