So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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